"This is the 'eleventh hour' and there is no 'Plan B'"

Laughing at the plight of Britain First: when Schadenfreude is not merely mean-spirited but perfectly acceptable. The group have sent out a panicky "emergency message" by email to supporters urging everyone to "up our game, dig deep and re-double our efforts" because leader Paul Golding's London mayoral campaign is "dangerously close to being a humiliation".

How they think that failure in the polls will make them "a laughing stock" is beyond me, though - they're clearly blissfully unaware they've been a laughing stock for ages.